the epitaph of twilight

Give me a fandom and an AU, and maybe a ship, and I will write a ficlet for you!

Send me an anime and I will describe how 4Kids would "localize" it.

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it

Give me a ship and a third character, and I will give that character's Best Man Speech for the ship's wedding.

Give me a fandom and a prompt, and I will write a fic with that prompt where the characters sing all their lines like they're in an opera!

Send me the name of a character and I will tell you my:

1: sexuality headcanon

2: otp

3: brotp

4: notp

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

6: one way in which I relate to this character

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them
Who starts the tickle fights
Who starts the pillow fights
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
Who mistakes salt for sugar
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

Name a topic you would like me to discuss and I will tell you My Thoughts for at least 100 words!

Give me a character or a ship and I will give you three headcanons about what happens with them after the end of their series.

Give me a fandom, and I will come up with quirks and hero names for as many characters as I can.