Story concept

[cypsiman2]

Edgy badass anti-hero dude and gatekeep gaslight girlboss badbitch go on a date together, and they each have a chorus behind them singing about all the super impressive things they've done that completely obliviates all their respective moral failings, except the things they've done really aren't that impressive and their choruses are trying so hard to dress their banal antics up but it just isn't working. Even when they break out the sparklers and slide whistles.

Comments

[sarajayechan]

Not to mention the relationship itself sinks like a stone becasuse neither one can handle even the idea of the other being more badass than them.

[cypsiman2]

It doesn't even have the decency to end spectacularly. It just ends one day and they both move on and try to pretend it never happened.