I have the desire to write crack...

[cypsiman2]

But I can't come up with anything.  Could my friend's list please be so kind as to provide me with some inspiration for some crazy crack fic?  I would reward such efforts with any sort of fic you like.  Anything at all, no limits!

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[junglefowl26.livejournal.com]

Yu-Gi-Oh characters are actually giant robot pilots, the cards being said giant robots. Said robots are not used for fighting, but rather strange, improvised competitions of many types, competing for prestige in a manner similar to the Olympics.
Main characters represent Egypt.

[cypsiman2.livejournal.com]

Damn, that is crack. I salute you!

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"And it is a beautiful day here at the third annual Duel Robot challenge! Today, we will be seeing Team Yuugi-tachi going up against Team Victory...in America! But before we start the events, let's go over the teammembers and which Duel Robot they pilot; first we have Yuugi, leader of the Yuugi-tachi, a boy who is very gentle outside the action, but when the time comes to play, his stark determination can humble even seasoned veterans, and his Duel Robot is the rare Dark Magician, capable of setting up powerful and complex spells to astound the audience!

Next on the line is the lady of the team and Yuugi's childhood friend, Anzu Mazaki! But just because she's the sole source of estrogen on the team, don't think that this means you can take her lightly, for while she may be the heart of the team, she can make yours bleed! Her Duel Robot is the Dark Magician Girl, potent in her own right and capable of picking up where Dark Magician left off without a problem!

Now comes the best friend, Katsuya Jounouchi; for years he was a common hood, a thug who'd beat up anyone for a quick buck, but after Yuugi defended him from an even bigger bully, the two have been truly tight! His Duel Robot is the infamous Red-Eyes Black Dragon, capable of tossing off fireballs like you wouldn't believe! His aerial stunts are out of this world!

And while some may be foolish enough to overlook him, those who do will soon learn their folly when Hiroto Honda makes it out on the field! A fellow chum of Jounouchi's, he too was something of a thug, but always tried to do right over wrong, and was instrumental to bringing Jounouchi to a place where Yuugi's heart could reach him! He pilots the indispensable Victory Viper XX03, adapting his talents in motorcycles to new arenas!

And last but certainly not least, Ryou Bakura! Much like Yuugi himself, he's a quiet lad off the field, but when he gets into the ultra rare Dark Necrofear, he becomes truly terrifying! Yet his fangirls love him either way, so I suppose it all works out in the end! We'll be taking a short break, but when we get back we'll be introducing the members of Team Victory...in America!

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So how was that so far?

[junglefowl26.livejournal.com]

*salutes back*

Most excellent fic my friend!

[cypsiman2.livejournal.com]

"And we're back! You've met Team Yuugi-tachi, which will be representing Egypt in today's events, but now the time comes when we meet the trio that is known as Team Victory...in America!

First off, we can see Pegasus J. Crawford, leader of the group, hopping around in his Dark Toon Bunny bot, almost as though he hasn't a care in the world. But don't let his carefree, whimsical, and some might say...fey manor fool you, for Pegasus is as cutthroat as it gets, and with the physics defying power of his Toon, he'll be sure to drop plenty of unexpected surprises upon the opposition!

Next is the second in command, Keith 'Bandit' Howard. This is a man not to be trifled with, for rumour has it that he was recruited by Pegasus in a Russian Roulette parlor after having successfully won seven such grim and deadly games in a row! Piloting the intimidating Revolver Dragon, this is one man who has definitely taken pride in his country's notable heritage of gun rights and loose laws.

And finally, we have the young prodigy Rebecca Hopkins! Pigtails and glasses and a school girl's blouse, those she may have, but she also has a sharp tongue and a wit to make you run home crying for mommy! She pilots the Diamond Head dragon, and according to her, the strength of her Duel Robot is no match for the strength of her love for Yuugi!

These are the competitors, so let the games begin!

[junglefowl26.livejournal.com]

Times like this, words fail, and thus we luckily have the internet:
ROFL!

[dragondancer515.livejournal.com]

WINWINWIN!!! \o/

[dragondancer515.livejournal.com]

In case you /are/ planning any more to this, I'll say - looking forward to more! LOL....

[cypsiman2.livejournal.com]

I've just posted the next bit as a reply to junglefowl.

[dragondancer515.livejournal.com]

Well, there's always the stock "Yami in a tutu" XD

[cypsiman2.livejournal.com]

"I had no idea that these things could be so...tight." Yami winced as he tugged at the spandex material of the tutu.

"I don't see why that would be such a problem," Anzu said, a horrified smile on her face, "I mean, you and Yuugi are always wearing all that leather and those chains...!" She notices the look in Yami's eyes, the look of victory.

"I knew it; you do like the leather, and guess what, that's all Yuugi. I think I ought to have Yuugi change into the leather while you change into a tutu, and then we'll see...!" Quite suddenly, Yuugi switched places with his other self.

"I'm sorry Anzu, sometimes Yami get's some really dumb ideas that he just won't let go of."

"Like proving that he looks damn good in a tutu? Mind you, I think you look much more adorable in it." Yuugi's eyes were wide with shock, and he promptly ran back into his room to get changed, hoping that he had a uniform that hadn't modified full of leather. Anzu herself smiled, and closed the cell phone, with camera function, that she was very glad that she'd brought with her; those two pictures were too valuable.

[dragondancer515.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!