This really makes me wish that I'd read The Dresden Files. I'll try my best though.
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"Yuugi, I just got a call from Yami; he said that you just stole something from him." Anzu held her arms akimbo as she looked down at Yuugi in his seat behind his desk; she was wearing her witch's combat robe, which meant that Yuugi had a clear view of her naval, as though he needed more cause to be flustered.
"I, I don't know what to say Anzu!" Yuugi's voice suddenly rose very high, but he brought it back down before dogs started whining. "I mean, I've been here the whole time."
"Yuugi, you and Yami are wizards, and I'm a witch; there are ways for us to do things to each other while in our own rooms. Now, he said he was working on a story, so just give it back to him before things escalate." Anzu punctuated this by putting her hands down on the desk and leaning over Yuugi, raising both her intimidation factor, and something else as well.
"Well, um, you see Anzu..." He couldn't let Yami get back his story and finish it; far worse then any spell, it was a terrible, horrible, no-good very bad fanfic of him and Anzu, with him playing a children's card game to save Anzu's life. If he let Yami finish it, then Yami would want to show it to Anzu in a foolish effort to push them together, and Yuugi couldn't let that happen. But just as it seemed as though Yuugi would have no excuse to avoid such an outcome, his phone began to ring. He answered.
"Hello, Mutou and Mazaki Wizarding Troubleshooting, how can we help you? What's that, Yami Bakura stole your priceless painting? We'll be right there!" Yuugi slammed the phone shut and looked sheepishly up at Anzu.
"This isn't over yet Yuugi; I'm not going to forget this."
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Date: 2009-08-20 07:49 pm (UTC)Urban-fantasy! Wizardry! Funny one-liners! Hidden creatures and secret societies within every-day environments!
I've read a lot of fiction this summer. :Dno subject
Date: 2009-08-20 08:14 pm (UTC)~~~~~~
"Yuugi, I just got a call from Yami; he said that you just stole something from him." Anzu held her arms akimbo as she looked down at Yuugi in his seat behind his desk; she was wearing her witch's combat robe, which meant that Yuugi had a clear view of her naval, as though he needed more cause to be flustered.
"I, I don't know what to say Anzu!" Yuugi's voice suddenly rose very high, but he brought it back down before dogs started whining. "I mean, I've been here the whole time."
"Yuugi, you and Yami are wizards, and I'm a witch; there are ways for us to do things to each other while in our own rooms. Now, he said he was working on a story, so just give it back to him before things escalate." Anzu punctuated this by putting her hands down on the desk and leaning over Yuugi, raising both her intimidation factor, and something else as well.
"Well, um, you see Anzu..." He couldn't let Yami get back his story and finish it; far worse then any spell, it was a terrible, horrible, no-good very bad fanfic of him and Anzu, with him playing a children's card game to save Anzu's life. If he let Yami finish it, then Yami would want to show it to Anzu in a foolish effort to push them together, and Yuugi couldn't let that happen. But just as it seemed as though Yuugi would have no excuse to avoid such an outcome, his phone began to ring. He answered.
"Hello, Mutou and Mazaki Wizarding Troubleshooting, how can we help you? What's that, Yami Bakura stole your priceless painting? We'll be right there!" Yuugi slammed the phone shut and looked sheepishly up at Anzu.
"This isn't over yet Yuugi; I'm not going to forget this."
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Was that okay?
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Date: 2009-08-20 08:25 pm (UTC)But it was pretty cool. :D And I read your "Yami-writes-a-story" bit, which made this only better.
Dresden Files? Oh, I think just about anyone would like it. Dresden is an underdog who blows things up -- what more do you want? xD
Thank you thank you thank you!
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Date: 2009-08-20 08:36 pm (UTC)Yami is a peachshipper in every universe, that's my head-canon.
Oh I think I would like it, I just have trouble finding the time.
You're welcome! <333